In a strange display of nature today, mature llamas from Zimbabwe began herding sparrows toward large bombastic hadrons -discovered recently by CERN scientisions- Using nothing more than everyday plastic knives

This peculiar behavior has been seen only once before but leading minds of the day didn’t capture any images of the events unfolding and so the scientific community at large decided it musn’t have happened anyways. Challenging this notion is Dr. Mosey of Dynamic Scope Research Inc.

“You see many people don’t even believe llamas can hold knives let alone use them to coerce other species” Dr. Mosey explains. “But my research has been showing for years that under the right conditions such events may happen, this new footage is only more evidence of something that may have been happening for thousands of years… albeit very infrequently…”

Seriousbusiness is still getting all the data form this one and we hope to be able to provide pictures very shortly. We will also be featuring an interview with a local who claims to have seen it –and smelt it- first hand. More on this later though,